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« on: August 09, 2017, 09:46:52 am »

There was once a magnificent Fender
Who gave not a toss for one's gender
It would break all its parts
Just to touch human hearts
So it spent lots of time at the mender

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This is good practice for writing btw - so if anyone is feeling poetic (but not crudely so) ...


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« Reply #1 on: August 09, 2017, 10:40:45 am »

There was once a band with marshalls
Who sounded like a bunch of arsehalls
Cause they smoked m'jhat, went high
And wound up the sound guy
So now they are a player shy

My contribution for the day Wink
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« Reply #2 on: August 09, 2017, 11:30:50 am »

 Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy
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« Reply #3 on: August 09, 2017, 01:13:41 pm »

There was once a magnificent Fender
Who gave not a toss for one's gender
It would break all its parts
Just to touch human hearts
So it spent lots of time at the mender

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This is good practice for writing btw - so if anyone is feeling poetic (but not crudely so) ...




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« Reply #4 on: August 10, 2017, 10:42:33 am »

What’s a guy or a girl to do
when guitars for sale get them blue?
Pay the school fees, or buy that Strat -
a once-in-a-lifetime offer, given that
when you spend the money
there’s no going back
and what excuse, this time, will ring true?
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« Reply #5 on: August 10, 2017, 11:31:42 am »

 Smiley So true
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« Reply #6 on: August 10, 2017, 02:26:36 pm »

What’s a guy or a girl to do
when guitars for sale get them blue?
Pay the school fees, or buy that Strat -
a once-in-a-lifetime offer, given that
when you spend the money
there’s no going back
and what excuse, this time, will ring true?

Indeed what is a guy or girl to do???  Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy
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« Reply #7 on: August 12, 2017, 04:21:17 pm »

There once was a GFSA forum
All about guitars and the people who adore them
The people were great
The axes got a rate
And no one had any cash for Captain Morgan.

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« Reply #8 on: August 12, 2017, 05:07:12 pm »

Lekker Werner! One close to home Smiley Smiley Smiley
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« Reply #9 on: August 13, 2017, 07:58:00 am »

 Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy Werner!
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« Reply #10 on: August 14, 2017, 02:34:41 pm »

there once was this guy named les paul
made an awesome git to go with a marshall
stack after stack
rack after rack
'murican and brit played t'gether - holy $h!t, y'all!

(ok, so the rhythm ain't exactly spot on, but you git the idea...)
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« Reply #11 on: August 14, 2017, 05:46:54 pm »

there once was this guy named les paul
made an awesome git to go with a marshall
stack after stack
rack after rack
'murican and brit played t'gether - holy $h!t, y'all!

(ok, so the rhythm ain't exactly spot on, but you git the idea...)
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